"Damn you achievement! Damn....yoooooooooouuuuuuuu!"
"It's Trophy."
"Whateverthehellyouare! Damn you!!!" the gamer exclaimed.
He sat on his couch, feverishly tapping away at his controller and moving the joystick with intent. He knew that his time grew near and that he must make a move now or he wouldn't have another opportunity. Shapes and colors flashed on the screen, challenging him and bringing him to the brink. Sweat and dirt beaded from his brow. He desperately needed a Biore pad (not sponsored). His shirt was soaked and torn, due to not leaving his La-z-boy chair in days (again, not sponsored) and the fabric rubbing against the cloth repeatedly. He panted heavily in exasperation, mainly from eating his twelfth helping of chocolate too quickly and having a near-choking incident.
Suddenly, he grabbed the controller tighter and yelled at his TV in fervent determination. He began to grunt, and an aura appeared around him. It seemed as if the area around him would combust with his sheer power and intensity! His power soared to unbelievable heights (though some rumors say it was over nin-). The room reeked of his insane willpower, as the---
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffftPLOP!
The man farted in his aggravated state that resulted in a shart. He paused his game, feeling a slight embarrassment as he felt his soiled undergarments rubbing against his epidermis.
"You've won this time, Trophy."
This week on the Chompcast, we discussed our thoughts and feelings about Sony skipping E3. Is it setting a bad trend or was it an inevitability that companies would start controlling their own advertising? We also discussed your thoughts regarding the same question. Rich talks about some game that involves yelling, grunting, and throwing light at each other (Dragon Ball Z Kakarot). We, of course, address our super ultra important polls. We wrap up the show by shouting out those beautiful fans of ours that support us on Patreon!
Times: Introductions - 0:27
Sony Skipping E3 - 17:19
Listener Comments - 55:32
Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot - 1:42:58
Polls - 2:03:53
Patreon Shoutouts - 2:27:23
Recorded January 24, 2020